aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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shinjiikari:

im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme

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no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

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certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

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rubyetc:

just in case?

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mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

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