emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via imagine-amsterdam)

comfemgem:

Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"

(via imagine-amsterdam)

letswakeupworld:

Students kiss after the end of a school day in Guatemala City, Guatemala.

(Source: blogs.sacbee.com, via slouchee)

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letswakeupworld:

Students kiss after the end of a school day in Guatemala City, Guatemala.

(Source: blogs.sacbee.com, via slouchee)

jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

(Source: stayuglystayangry, via multifandomchaos)

(Source: whiskeygirllikeme, via skuxest)

breathelikefire:

black—lamb:

feministingforchange:

feministcaptainkirk:

Spot the lie. Oh wait, trick question

This is SPOT ON!!!

pretty much

(Source: twitter.com, via creernotqueer)

Timestamp: 1413785538

breathelikefire:

black—lamb:

feministingforchange:

feministcaptainkirk:

Spot the lie. Oh wait, trick question

This is SPOT ON!!!

pretty much

(Source: twitter.com, via creernotqueer)

(Source: hurtfol, via thebitchyroommate)

eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

(via vague-chocolate)

lordmoldywart:

I’LL REBLOG THIS TILL I DIE

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via rustboro-city)

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lordmoldywart:

I’LL REBLOG THIS TILL I DIE

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via rustboro-city)